初三英幽默小阅读翻译

初三英幽默小阅读翻译
初三英幽默小阅读翻译

初三英幽默小阅读翻译
Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying,"Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming,"Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated,"ENTRANCE".
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺.旁观者等着瞧好戏.右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着：“入口处”.
My husband’s Holiday
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.I picked up his dirty clothes,put away his work shoes,carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing,washed the breakfast dishes,wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts.Seeing a thoughtful look on his lace,I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me.Maybe he would offer to help."A penny for your thoughts," I said.
"I was thinking," he replied,"that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."
丈夫的休息日
丈夫正在过休息日,他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙.我捡起他在脏衣服,将他工作时穿的鞋子放到一边,拿走前一天晚上他看橄榄球时放在旁边放爆米花的碗,洗早餐的盘子,擦去他溅出的咖啡,熨他的衬衣.看到他脸上若有所思的神情,我想他是不是开始意识到他给我添了许多不必要的麻烦,也许他还会帮帮忙呢!“给你一分钱,告诉我你在想什么?”
“我在想,”他回答道,“你总能找到办法使自己忙个不停.这一点我很喜欢.”
Busy postman
A :Hello!I haven’t seen you for a long time.where have you been lately?
B:I was away on an errand for a month.
A:But I thought you were going to get married.You must have missed your fiancée very much.
B:Yes,you bet.I wrote a long love better to her each day of the month.
A:That must have kept the postman busy.
B:Yes,he had been seeing my fiancée everyday,and by the time I came back,I found them already married.
繁忙的邮递员
A：我很久没看到你了,你上哪儿去了?
B：我出了1个月的差
A：可我还以为你正要结婚呢.你在外一定非常相信你的未婚妻吧?
B：可不是吗?那个月我每天都要给她写1封很长的情书.
A：那一定把邮递员忙坏了!
B：是的,他天天都要去找我的未婚妻,等到我回来的了,就发现他们俩已经结婚了.
A Girlfriend Just Like Mother
A friend gave him advice when he would take a girlfriend to home.
"Find a girl just like your mother -- then,she's sure to like her."
So the young man searched and searched,and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said,I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed,and even cooked like mother,And just as you said,mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend,"what happened?"
"Nothing," said the young man." My father hates her!".
A London Fog
It was a very foggy day in London.The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so.buses,cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road.People were trying to find their way about on foot but were losing their way in the fog.Mr.Smith had a very important meeting at the House of Commons and had to get there but no one could take him.He tried to walk there but found he was quite lost.Suddenly he bumped into a stranger.The stranger asked if he could help him.Mr.Smith said he wanted to get to the Houses of Parliament.The stranger told him he would take him there.Mr.Smith thanked him and they started to walk there.The fog was getting thicker every minute but the stranger had no difficulty in finding the way.He went along one street,turned down another,crossed a square and at last after about half an hour's walk they arrived at the Houses of Parliament.Mr.Smith couldn't understand how the stranger found his way."It is wonderful," he said."How do you find the way in the fog?"
"It is no trouble at all to me," said the stranger:" I am blind."

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