大学英语课前三分钟讲一些东西,可以是新闻,故事,演讲稿.希望幽默一点的,有的请帮帮忙,
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大学英语课前三分钟讲一些东西,可以是新闻,故事,演讲稿.希望幽默一点的,有的请帮帮忙,
大学英语课前三分钟讲一些东西,可以是新闻,故事,演讲稿.希望幽默一点的,有的请帮帮忙,
大学英语课前三分钟讲一些东西,可以是新闻,故事,演讲稿.希望幽默一点的,有的请帮帮忙,
Family problems
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven'teven met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry awoman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems..