求一个搞笑英语对话!大概是两个人打电话,一个人的名字是“什么”,然后双方就误会了的一个英语对话、、帮忙编一个对话、、两人打电话，问对方名字，两人名字是另一个单词的谐音，最

求一个搞笑英语对话!大概是两个人打电话,一个人的名字是“什么”,然后双方就误会了的一个英语对话、、帮忙编一个对话、、两人打电话，问对方名字，两人名字是另一个单词的谐音，最
求一个搞笑英语对话!
大概是两个人打电话,一个人的名字是“什么”,然后双方就误会了的一个英语对话、、
帮忙编一个对话、、两人打电话，问对方名字，两人名字是另一个单词的谐音，最后引起误会、、

求一个搞笑英语对话!大概是两个人打电话,一个人的名字是“什么”,然后双方就误会了的一个英语对话、、帮忙编一个对话、、两人打电话，问对方名字，两人名字是另一个单词的谐音，最
这个是广为流传的哈利波特的笑话啊 改一下就好了
A：Congratulations,sir.you've got the first prize in our online game.May I have your name ,please?
(恭喜你获得了电话游戏一等奖,请告诉我你的名字）
B:Are you kidding?
（真的么?误：你是凯丁么?）
A：KATING（凯丁）?OH,sorry,I 'm not,and I can't tell you my name either,but my serve number is 002.And your name please?
（凯丁?我不是,抱歉我也不能告诉您我的名字,我的服务号码是002.您的名字是?）
B:Don't make fool of me,I'm serious.
（别玩儿我,我是认真的.（误,我是希尔瑞斯）
A:Sirius WOW~the name same as Harry Potter's God father!And are you Black too?
（希尔瑞斯?天啊,和哈利波特的教父的名字一样.您也叫布莱克么?（误：你是黑人么?
B:No way!I'm white!
（不,我是白人）

A: Hi, dou you know what time the Olympic Games will be hold in Beijing?
B: It will be hold in Aug. 8th 2008. What's up?
C: We are planning went to Beijing during the Olympic Games!
B: Rea...

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A: Hi, dou you know what time the Olympic Games will be hold in Beijing?
B: It will be hold in Aug. 8th 2008. What's up?
C: We are planning went to Beijing during the Olympic Games!
B: Really? That's great! The Olympic will be hold during our summer vocation!,I think we have enough time to prepare what we can do for the Olympic!
A、C: Of course!
D: Hi, my dear friends, what are you talking?
A: We are talking about something exciting , that is we will go to beijing in August to look the Olympic Games.
D: Oh, I want to be there, too.
A: Ok, if we all want to went to beijing, let's discuss what time should we book the ticket? and when shall we leave?
C：Yes, right! I suggest that we should arrival Beijing one week before the Olympic Game start.
B: Maybe one week were not enough...there will be a lot of pepole from all over the world in beijing during the Olympic! We should arrive to Beijing two weeks before the Game.
D: Yes, I agree with you!
A: Right, I am afraid that it will be difficult for us to find a hotel to rest. So we need to book the hotel as soon as possible!
C: All right. I will try to contact the hotel. If I have any news I will inform you are as soon as possible!
A、B、D: OK!
第三篇
HOST: Life in the future will be really exciting. We may live on the moon or even another planet! Scientists are studying this right now. How? Well, let’s watch this story and find out!
DOCUMENTARY
This is Biosphere 2.
Scientists built this place in the 1980s. They wanted to study the earth’s environment, and learn the best way to build a similar place on the moon and on the planet Mars.
This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, of biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat.
Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place to live in on the moon or on Mars.
This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, or biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat.
Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place o live in on the moon or on Mars. One important thing they are studying in Biosphere 2 is the change in climate, or weather. They want to learn why the climate is changing.
And they want to learn how this affects the earth and everything that lives on the earth.
Scientists say that in the future, people will have o make difficult choices about how they live on our planet.
What kinds of choices do you think people will have to make?论

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A:what is your name? 你叫啥？
B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁？
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你！
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So...

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A:what is your name? 你叫啥？
B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁？
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你！
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊
B:Hu!胡！
A:You! What is your name!? 你！你叫啥名？！
B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦

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A: Hi, dou you know what time the Olympic Games will be hold in Beijing?
B: It will be hold in Aug. 8th 2008. What's up?
C: We are planning went to Beijing during the Olympic Games!
B: Rea...

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A: Hi, dou you know what time the Olympic Games will be hold in Beijing?
B: It will be hold in Aug. 8th 2008. What's up?
C: We are planning went to Beijing during the Olympic Games!
B: Really? That's great! The Olympic will be hold during our summer vocation!,I think we have enough time to prepare what we can do for the Olympic!
A、C: Of course!
D: Hi, my dear friends, what are you talking?
A: We are talking about something exciting , that is we will go to beijing in August to look the Olympic Games.
D: Oh, I want to be there, too.
A: Ok, if we all want to went to beijing, let's discuss what time should we book the ticket? and when shall we leave?
C：Yes, right! I suggest that we should arrival Beijing one week before the Olympic Game start.
B: Maybe one week were not enough...there will be a lot of pepole from all over the world in beijing during the Olympic! We should arrive to Beijing two weeks before the Game.
D: Yes, I agree with you!
A: Right, I am afraid that it will be difficult for us to find a hotel to rest. So we need to book the hotel as soon as possible!
C: All right. I will try to contact the hotel. If I have any news I will inform you are as soon as possible!
A、B、D: OK!
第三篇
HOST: Life in the future will be really exciting. We may live on the moon or even another planet! Scientists are studying this right now. How? Well, let’s watch this story and find out!
DOCUMENTARY
This is Biosphere 2.
Scientists built this place in the 1980s. They wanted to study the earth’s environment, and learn the best way to build a similar place on the moon and on the planet Mars.
This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, of biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat.
Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place to live in on the moon or on Mars.
This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, or biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat.
Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place o live in on the moon or on Mars. One important thing they are studying in Biosphere 2 is the change in climate, or weather. They want to learn why the climate is changing.
And they want to learn how this affects the earth and everything that lives on the earth.
Scientists say that in the future, people will have o make difficult choices about how they live on our planet.
What kinds of choices do you think people will have to make?参考资料：百度

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